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Party Like A Smart*ss Box: This B*tch Can "COOK"


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  • 3834 Talmadge Road

    3834 Talmadge Road, 54701, Eau Claire, United States


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This box is designed to turn any gathering into an epic shitshow. So grab your cocktail, embrace the chaos, and let us help you bring the party wherever you go. Cheers, darlings! Choose your mitt! This box includes:

* Orange You Glad the Party's Over? Collectible Marker by Smartass & Sass

* Sassy Classy Cups by Smartass & Sass

* Your choice of This B*tch Can Cook or Bake Oven Mitt by Smartass & Sass

* F*ck Sh*t Twat Game by Kheper Games

* Cheeky Tzatziki Dip by The Spice Age

* Happy Whatever Balloons by Smartass & Sass

* Suck It Straws by Smartass & Sass

* Don't Give A Sip Cocktail Kit by Suyobu

* Let’s Party Holographic Sticker Set by Smartass & Sass Over $100 Value!! From Smartass & Sass


Orders typically take 10-12 business days to get delivered. Our business days are Monday - Friday.

Note: Once a label is created, regardless if it has left facilities, we are no longer responsible for your package. Please contact the shipping carrier for further assistance.


  • Returns accepted for 30 days
  • Free return shipping
  • No restocking fee
  • No final sale items

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Party Like A Smart*ss Box: This B*tch Can "COOK"


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